Philpott's Phunnies #523 - 3-01-09

ULTIMATE ANAGRAM COLLECTION

Saddam Hussein = has ass in de mud
Julia Roberts = just re-oil bra
Dale Earnhardt = darn real death
Carmen Electra = caramel center
Pat Robertson = not pro-breast
George Herbert Walker Bush = He hurls beer keg! OW! A regret.
Anna Nicole Smith = an oilman in chest
Scott Peterson = Stop! Tort scene!
Paris Hilton = Hail! It's Porn!
Noah Webster = Wants beer, ho!
Christopher White = hit or whip, Chester
Susan Sarandon = O no! Sans anus!
Britney Spears = Bray, siren pest!
Pamela Anderson = a lad, a porn, semen
Luciano Pavarotti = I toot up a carnival.
Michael Bolton = lame-bitch loon
Osama bin Laden = I'm on anal beads.
Pam Anderson = a man's ponder
Pamela Anderson = a damn penal sore
Paris Hilton = Oral isn't hip.Paris Hilton = Strip ho; nail.
Paul McCartney = a calm creepy nut
Paul Wolfowitz = outlaw flop wiz
Quentin Tarantino = a nut intent on Iraq
Regis Philbin = nip his gerbil
Rosie O'Donnell = lone loon rides
Rudy Giuliani = Gaudily, I ruin.
Ted Koppel = poked pelt
Bill Gates = begat ills
Britney Spears = beers, party, sin
Charles Manson = slasher con man
Ronald Reagan = a granola nerd
Mischa Barton = OC man hits bra
Kelly Ripa = I all perky!
Sean Combs = c'mon, be ass
Whitney Houston = thou whiney snot
George W. Bush = huge sob grew
Barney the Dinosaur = I be rude, horny Satan.
Howard Dean = Whoa -- dander!
Mary Kate Olsen = Mary? A skeleton.
Jessica Simpson = Piss-cam on Jessi!
Michael Moore = Hear me: I'm loco!
Oprah Winfrey = why I fear porn
William Shatner = hair sewn at mill
Siegfried & Roy = fireside orgy
Calista Flockhart = sorta flat L.A. chick
George W. Bush = Go, Rush. We beg!
Haley Joel Osment = shoot jelly enema
Hillary Rodham Clinton = dramatic hill horn only
Howard Stern = downer trash
Laura Bush = Aruba lush
Linda Tripp = darn lip tip
Marilyn Manson = moralism nanny
Michael Moore = I'm a reel mooch
Paris Hilton = Hi, porn A-list
Ronald Reagan = rear anal dong
Ryan Seacrest = necessary rat
Senator Miller = Morals? I relent.
Whit Watson = A shown twit
Britney Spears = Presbyterians
Britney Spears = arrest by penis
Clint Eastwood = old west action
George W. Bush = He grew bogus.
Madonna = and moan
Martha Stewart = master at wrath
Mel Gibson = big melons
Monica Lewinsky = Yes, I lick man now.
Osama bin Laden = a lesbian nomad
Saddam Hussein = Hissed "Damn USA!"
Tony Blair = tiny labor
William Jefferson Clinton = Jail Mrs. Clinton, felon wife.
Courtney Love = Clever? Not you.
Dick Cheney = chick needy
George Bush = Bugs Gore, eh?
George Bush = He bugs Gore.
George W Bush = Ow! He buggers!
John Kerry = horny jerk
Osama bin Laden = is a bad lone man
Woody Allen = a lewd loony
The Passion of the Christ = Oh, Spot Theist Franchise!
Stop the War = A Step Worth
World Trade Center = Lewd Terror Act; End.
The Florida Vote Recount = Done To Cover Their Fault
George W Bush = He Grew Bogus
Year Two Thousand = A Year to Shut Down
Windows ME = New wisdom
Year Two Thousand = A Year to Shut Down
Carolyn Bessette = Recent Lost by Sea
NATO vs. a Molosevic = Soon a Slovic Vietnam!
Allied Force = Oil-led farce = Farce! Old lie!
Slobodan Milosevic = O, I'm an evil, cold boss!
President Milosevic = Is epic devil monster...Demonic evil persistI...devil, creep sin most
Impeach Clinton = Let Monica pinch
The Microsoft Corporation = Horror of Competition Acts
President Clinton of the USA = To copulate he finds interns
Monica Lewinsky = Nice, silky woman
Princess Diana = I end as car spin
Princess Diana = Ascend in Paris
Diana Spencer = Canned Praise
Diana Frances Spencer = A Press Dance in France
Bob Dylan = Nobby Lad
Justin Timberlake = I'm a jerk, but listen.
Carlos Santana = Carnal Sonatas
Belinda Carlisle = Call Dire Lesbian
David Essex = Sex Advised
Dolly Parton = Play Not, Lord
Boy George and Culture Club = A once-cute, burly old bugger
Britney Spears = Best PR In Years
Bruce Springsteen = Bursting Presence
Madonna = And Moan
Charlotte Church = The choral crutch
Michael Bolton = I'm The Local Nob
Alison Moyet = Mate Is Loony
Sir Paul McCartney = Musical carpentry
Axl Rose = Oral Sex
The Spice Girls = Crisis! Get help
Thom Yorke = OK To Rhyme
Gordon Sumner = Grunted minor songs
Bonnie Raitt = to inebriant
Kate Bush = Shut Beak
Garry Glitter = Try Large Git
James Brown = Mr Jawbones
Natalie Imbruglia = Ta! I Am A Nubile Girl
Leonard Cohen = Hold an encore
Kelly Osbourne = No bloke, surely!
Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber = are two lewd, incredibly drab men
Elvis Aaron Presley = Seen alive? Sorry, pal!
Baby Spice Emma Bunton = Bumpy bimbo nets an ace
Mariah Carey = A hairy cream
Courtney Love = You Not Clever
Whitney Houston = Shut it now, honey!
Celine Dion = No, I Decline
Tori Amos = I'm a torso.
Michael Jackson = Manacle his Jock
Fatboyslim = I Mostly Fab
Noel and Liam Gallagher = Hell! All grand egomania
Geri Halliwall = Girlie Law Hell

The President of the United States of America, George Walker Bush = Takes power after foe, Mr. Clinton. But gee, he's sure a shit-headed git!