Philpott's Phunnies #524 3-08-09

THE LIGHTBULB MEETS RADIO

Q: How many Conservative Talk hosts does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Typical Liberal blather! It is not the responsibility of governement to change the light bulbs in the private sector! You can't legislate light! I'm getting sick and tired of you irresponsible "tax and spend" light bulb changers who think that everyone is entitled to free light, with no responsibilities!!!

Q: How many News Directors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That's a very sensitive issue. I think you need to check your facts a little more carefully. We need to wait until there are at least 3 seperate news sources confirming that the light bulbs actually need changing.

Q: How many Liberal Talk hosts does it take to change a light bulb?
A: There aren't enough of them to glean a standard answer.

Q: How many Talk Radio sponsors does it take to change a light bulb?
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Q: How many General Managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It's not in the budget...work in the dark.

Q: How many Program Directors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How bad IS the light bulb?

Q: How many Oldies PD's does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change the bulb, and two to reminisce about the old one.

Q: How many Production Directors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but first the client will want to change it, then sales.

Q: How many jocks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We had a light bulb in here?

Q: How many jocks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. But, the Program Director gets to pick the bulb!

Q: How many Engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "....I've had it on order...should be in next week....."

Q: How many part-timers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Can I put down some hours to change it?

Q: How many promotions people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I don't know, but you'd better tell them to change it now, before it burns out.

Q: How many interns does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None right now...they can when they're ready, but they're not and keep asking anyway.

Q: How many contest winners does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They don't really want to change the bulb, they want to exchange theirs for a better one.

Q: How many clients does it take to change a light bulb?
A: All of them, but they want to see a proposal first.

Q: How many syndicators does it take to change a light bulb?
A: All of them, but they want 7 spots a week to do it.

Q: How many record label reps does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They want the PD to do it with as many spins as possible as he/she screws it in. And, "...can you add a new lightbulb next Tuesday?..."

Q: How many listeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: As many as possible. You just hope it's YOUR lightbulb!

Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They don't change the bulbs, they just test them.

Q: How many sponsors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Q: How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Don't change it! I'll download a patch from the server and install an upgrade!